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Christine Got Run Over by a Reindeer
A humorous musical parody episode where the host performs a Christmas-themed song about "Christine" getting run over by a reindeer while gathering baby goats.
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A humorous musical parody episode where the host performs a Christmas-themed song about "Christine" getting run over by a reindeer while gathering baby goats.
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Browse era →This brief holiday episode features a creative parody of the classic Christmas song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," reimagined as "Christine Got Run Over by a Reindeer." The story follows Christine, who was out gathering baby goats like a "barnyard Santa" when she encountered a reindeer-pulled sleigh. Despite warnings from someone called "Sweet Summer," Christine gets knocked down by the reindeer, leaving behind only mittens and a boot as evidence. The song continues with folksy storytelling about the aftermath, including smug goats who seem to have orchestrated the chaos, and ends with Christine surviving the encounter but learning to be more cautious around holiday sleighs. The episode maintains a playful, rural Christmas atmosphere throughout.
A ritualistic spoken-word poem/song serving as an anthem for the Cult of Psyche community, describing late-night streaming sessions, tarot readings, and ongoing drama with other content creators.
Psyche expresses frustration about being clapped (muted) while trying to answer a question about Christine, feeling unable to get their side of the story out.
Host Psyche conducts a Tuesday hangout stream featuring panel discussions, drama with various community members, and debuts a new tarot deck called Gallery of Hallucinations Oracle.
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