““"I think in the West, in England and America, in Europe, we should ban the burger."”
““"And I'll tell you the reasons why is because under a burka, you can't see if a woman's getting abused physically."”
““"You can't see her face. You can't see if she's got bruises, burnt marks, or anything."”
““Honestly, beat I think I'm I think I'm in love to be honest with you.”
““He's kind of like a uh a little bit ambiguous whether like the good and evil and like seems like a little bit evil”
““I love Willy Wonkas. Like I could do the whole I could do the whole Augustus gloop dance when I was a kid. I used to do it.”
““My favorite scene is when Augustus Gloop uh eats the microphone.”
““Not hold anything against the other going forward and just move on in a positive light. That's the only way to move forward.”
““if you're on YouTube, you're going to get probably docked.”
““I was doxed the same day she was doxed the same way Janet um Empress Janet was doxed.”
““it's like I mean it's like so I share I was dumb enough to share with people like share it with people”
““I love your hat. I love Look, you got the wings on”
““I guarantee I've had a lot more girls than you.”
““Have you guys seen the eyeball piercing or the eyeball tattooing? Like people will inject all this ink in their eyeballs and their eyeballs will turn like a dark color and stuff and it looks really weird, but it's like can be very dangerous. You can go blind doing that.”
““They put a needle in your eyeball and and they like inject ink into your like eyeball capillaries and stuff like that and your whole eye turns black”
““I heard there's like one guy that does it like that's there's like one guy in the country that you basically want to go to ever do that.”
““he charges like 10,000 an eye.”
““Let's reset this whole panel. I got the weed going.”
““I have 57 people in the studio. This my This is my maximum people I've ever had in my chat in my studio.”
““If I know you, I'll add you to the show. But if I don't know you, I have to like wait a little bit.”
““my personality I hit on everybody. I hit on women. I hit on guys.”
““Well, why is it a big deal when I make a biscuit song, but then you can but you're joking about it like all day and night?”
““It seems a little bit uneven for her to get so mad about a biscuit song when it's like I'm getting relentlessly trolled by that stupid biscuit.”
““"Oh, for the federal people. Yeah. Like the federal TSA workers are for the airplanes and maybe not showing up."”
““I would suggest any moms, stop giving your mobile phones to your babies because you know Peppa Pig, you could put Peppa Pig on, but there's an evil Peppa Pig in there where she goes bludging people with baseball bats.”
““I put I put Peppa Pig on for my daughter when she were younger and suddenly it was all right. I could hear Peppa Pig blah blah blah blah. And suddenly I heard this Peppa Pig effing and blinding talking about murdering people with baseball or something.”
““Okay. Did anybody prove that somehow magically or not magically actually quite the inverse like naturalistically that morals are real?”
““I hate pandas. [ __ ] ugliest [ __ ] animals. So hard to make.”
““Have you seen that new AI panda? It's It's a little doll, but it's like a little panda bear and it acts like a real little animal.”
““I want a AI like I want like a human robot kind of thing.”
““It's right around the corner.”
““I got to tell you like hey what are you doing tonight you know and then I said uh you know I went out already and I'm on my way back home and I was going to see if she wanted to come over”
““they'll push you to a reaction and then when you react it's like I got you”
““it's very important to like learn not to react because that is fuel for troll and trolls”
““reactive abuse is like when someone like will keep trying to trigger you until you finally explode and then they'll be like oh look look look you lost your temper”
““Janet, we need some twerking. We need like a twerking. I don't want to twerk.”
““Joker's a man. He's knows how he's gonna do it.”
““That is a [ __ ] real man.”
““What can Who does have the glory hole? Because I I don't have one. Janet, do you know where the glory hole is?”
““Okay? you can maybe learn something from me about how to like treat human beings and not treat them like [ __ ] garbage.”
““I love Uncle Remis. Um because these are these are folktales. Most lot of them are African based folktales are adapted.”
““See what happens is Bill Cosby, the gatekeeper of Disney, doesn't want those stories to come out”
““that was a rumor. It was an urban legend. So remember that. I'm coming from urban legend cry, you know, mythology.”
““No, that's just an urban legend. Bill Cosby did not buy the rights.”
““Fixed cats do live longer, happier lives than not. Fixed cats also outlive non-fixed cats.”
““Have your have your Have your cat spayed or neutered.”
““Too many Mansons would probably destroy the universe.”
““We'd be making out actually. Be hot.”
““That's hot. That's hot. Paris Hilton, that's hot.”
