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5,665 notable quotes from the archive
“Okay, Wayne, the reason I'm not having you back on my show is because you're making unfounded accusations against me and saying cruel things.”
“Wow, Josh, you know, your your attitude really improved this week." I'm like, "Fuck you."”
“If I get told I'm I'm not doing a good job, well then [ __ ] it.”
“If someone tells me I'm doing a good job, I stop.”
“If you kill an eagle here, you're going to [ __ ]”
“I don't want to tell you. I'll tell you later.”
“Well, feathers carry certain, you know, pathogens and diseases.”
“Did you sanitize that feather before you started messing around with it?”
“I'm talking to my dog. I don't know.”
“Who's talking to who?”
“Hello everybody. This is my furry little [ __ ]”
“Hi, buddy. I love you.”
“I go through an ounce a week.”
“When you're buying like freaking half an ounce a week. Yeah. You're a lot. That's You're smoking a lot of weed.”
“I don't think you can abuse weed.”
“I'm hot. I'm high and drunk.”
“Why is your ass the same fixture as a cardboard?”
“Figure it out. You got to read between the lines.”
“It's o the toilet. I know, but it's called O cologne.”
“What did Jean Marie Fina of Cologne, Germany invent”
“you wanted to stand above the ritual. Fine. Now you will be permanently marked by it.”
“Daksha is what happens when your rules become more important than your soul.”
“Because the divine doesn't cooperate with your ego, it either awakens you or it takes your head.”
“You're performing a holy ritual, but you have no reverence. Your actions are empty because you're poised with ego.”