// transmissions
5,326 notable quotes from the archive
“What if the story of humanity doesn't actually begin here on Earth? What if it starts way out there among the stars?”
“Who sent did somebody send her to to get me drunk and and take me back to an undisclosed”
“I'm a little bit too drunk to figure it out right now.”
“I had five drinks.”
“"But they just wanted to play beer punk and drink and and they bought all the drinks. This [ __ ] made like really good prime rib."”
“"Like, what the [ __ ] was the point of that? Like, why would they invite us? Like, what the [ __ ] would they just randomly pick us up and invite us?"”
“Hey, if I if I ever came to the West Coast, I I would kiss you”
“See right there. See, look. I'mma look the divider. Look here.”
“Well, oh yeah, here it is. So, here's here's what happened when Joe and that Joe visited me.”
“"Are you talking to your mom's there?"”
“"I'm sorry. Psyche. Hold on. Psych. I didn't I I should have I should have muted for that. Zach, I didn't mean to do that."”
“She gave him like a $30 tip. So yeah, that's why the guy came back”
“Don't pull a beat up. Beetle went after the guy, ran out there barefoot.”
“This is right here. Just come pick it up. Don't even have to knock or whatever.”
“I do. I do. I have in my diary.”
“You seem to really remember that conversation.”
“would you kiss me if you could? You said you'd pick me on the cheek.”
“He was friends with my roommate, and he came to my house and just brought a full on electric guitar, an amplifier, a microphone, and set it up in my living room and did like a concert.”
“Will you fall in love with me?”
“A country dream, bonfires, deer, and a northern queen.”
“You're not harassing me at all. And you're not doing any of that. But you're in Sei's panel.”
“Ollie, I think the conversation is a little bit weird right now. Just stop it. Okay.”
“Sorry that you sent that you sent nudes to your uncle.”
“yeah, that was my mistake. But uh I didn't tell her anything that was not true.”