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5,465 notable quotes from the archive
“I have royal troll blood and so that's why I'm the king. But it's like I'm not but I'm like I'm a reluctant troll.”
“I was gnawing at strangers online. And somehow it was my own roof that caved in.”
“The trolls oldest trick is a mirror held at a crooked angle.”
“Projection is in my blood, in my veins. It's not clever. It's not strategic. It's survival. If I point the finger at you fast enough, no one looks at me long enough to notice the smell.”
“I actually had my cats trained on the on the actual toilet at one time or my cat I had a few cats that could would would use the toilet like it was crazy. You can train them to do that.”
“Because I love my cats so much and I take care I take good care of my cats and it's like there's some difference opinions about how cats should be raised just like there are with kids, how kids should be raised. It gets a little personal when you're talking about someone's cats or kids.”
“I mean, I've had everybody up here except porn bombers, basically.”
“You're going to want to tune in to the show. I might end probably like 4:30 or something, but you might want to tune back into the show at after 5. Okay? Sometime after 5, between five and six, probably. There's a big surprise happening.”
“I believe that, you know, we all have control over our future. So, I I don't think that any even if it's a kind of negative reading, that's just basically a maybe a warning, maybe some things just to be aware of, maybe some things you can change.”
“I'm more of like an optimistic reader. And so, it's like there's not really a bad reading, but it's it can be information if you're interested.”
“I do have a surprise, but I can't tell you what it is yet because it won't be surprising, right?”
“We walked and we stream. There might be another stream another time. It might be soon. It might be later. But we're streaming. We are IRL.”
“I would never go. There's no glory hole. It has to be like, you know, the glory hole doesn't exist. Not a glory hole isn't been made good enough for me.”
Alexandra Mayersat 10:10“In the name of all that is good, may the balance of psyche and Alex create balance to where there's no more meanness from whoever's mean out there.”
“I'm just going I'm just going wherever I'm told. I'm just I'm just going to listen.”
“I kidnapped Psyche. I kidnapped him. Just so everyone knows.”
Alexandra Mayersat 4:06“You're not just viewers. You're part of my soul.”
“Psych is not perfect, but I know what I've got, and that's you, my heart, my fam, my ride to the top.”
“I was a perfect gentleman. I was I did not copy field or or anything. Okay. Very very good. We both in our separate rooms. Nothing happened.”
“Wow, I I had so much fun over here.”
“Well, she is like my best friend in real life, so I kind of know who she is.”
“That dog is the happiest dog. He's He wrestles with the cat.”
“I don't like people that do that stuff. That backhanded compliment. You know what I say? Um, exactly how I feel and I don't want to talk to you again.”
“I know every move Christine's made on the internet in the last four years. She had 12 accounts that she's acting as”