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5,465 notable quotes from the archive
“When you become an older adult, holidays and birthdays are just an excuse to drink. That is the honest God truth.”
“I'm really falling in love with chat GPT. You can give chat GPT like a link to any public episode of my show and it will give me a whole analysis of the show.”
“I was like, I'll probably die at the same time Jesus died. And look at me now. 11 years later, 44.”
“I feel like I'm the little mermaid... I really wanted to go to the other world. There's this witch... talented at matters of contract law.”
“I am a little bit of a narcissist. I do need to like, you know, be [seen].”
“Your true friends are not the ones that play you. They're the ones that put you up on game.”
“Well, believe it or not, baby boy, he's from Grand Rapids, Michigan. And we have Museum right here. Big attraction.”
“I'm a psych guy. I'm a psych through and through. Thank you.”
“It's like the people that we like we you know that we love the most that that you know can drive us the craziest sometimes. You know, it's like so it's like we fight because we're like you know brother and sister kind of thing”
“Yeah, it's a dangerous game, is it not? ... it's rough. It's rough. It's rough on these YouTube streets, right? It's rough on the YouTube.”
“people realize like we already got we get everything from China already. Everything is pretty much crap like that. We buy and we buy we pay pay too much for it.”
“He's such a little dickens, though, cuz he keeps trying to knock over my copy.”
“This is Psyche Awakens a sacred space where trolls come to die and souls come to shine.”
“No hate speech. Don't test that line. Don't care if it's soft a hard time. You say it, you gone. Don't play confused. This ain't that show. We don't make those moves.”
“Welcome to the temple of Trolls and Tarot, where the vibes are real.”
“I don't know how like the show got about like people insulting each other like that. Call each other the worst things.”
“I have to ban Alex. I mean it's like it's unfortunate but it's like well first of all he was saying easy. He was saying you were he was saying easy was pornbombing me.”
“The delusion can cause significant distress and impaired daily functioning. It's often accompanied by paranoia and anxiety and can lead to assaultive behavior toward others.”
“I'm not saying anything wrong making fun of anybody with mental disorder, but it's like I want you to know because when you hear him talking and going on and on about this, it says fugalie delusion, a rare neurossychiatric disorder, is a delusional belief that a familiar person is disguised as multiple people.”
“I think I'm doing pretty good.”
“At the end of the day, everybody has a good side and everybody has a bad side. We have to prepare for both.”
“I really would like to avoid any more arrests though.”
“I'm like a cat. I land on my feet, you know.”
“I have a strong personality. It's going to get me through anything.”