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7,114 notable quotes from the archive
“I can't like have a good relationship with them privately and like publicly they're like you know treating me like crap.”
“I don't want no more of the fighting. I want you guys to be friends. You know, I don't want no drama anymore, you know.”
“You are mine, and I am yours. Not in chains, but in fire.”
“My mom would put out a put out a bagel in your brain. Okay.”
“I'm dealing with a nut. She's a Persian macadamia nut.”
“She'll love you like midnight. She'll tease like the dawn and laugh at your secrets while keeping her.”
“The whole time psyche saw the beat to show”
“Why are you so consumed with me, Moshe? Um, you know, you me you're swearing King David's life every 20 seconds about me. I have no idea like who you are or what like you know but stop being a ketching at me”
“Oh yeah guys I do have an appearance with um with Alex Mayers today Alexander Mayers um she will be having me on her show on Alexandra Mayers Alexander Mayors.”
“I'm too stone to figure it out right now. I'm sorry. I know you're kind of dropping. Well, I can't help it, guys. It's like, you know what? It's like I I smoked too much pot this morning.”
“She laughs in riddles. She whispers in flames. [...] Lilith in Scorpio. Kiss of fire and sting. Romance with a dagger. What a dangerous fling.”
“I get in these moods like almost every back and around Halloween, I guess starts the veil starts to thin a little bit. So, we're almost there, right? What is only nine? So, it's like about two months away, but yeah, I start feeling it.”
“So it goes into this. So it says under my like so it says here's all these things it says about me. It says a lot of stuff too.”
“You are mine and I am yours. Not in chains, but in fire.”
“I didn't come to find safety. I came to find the truth.”
“This show may awaken parts of you you tried to forget. Good luck with that.”
“Look at you reading this. A whole book written by a troll. You couldn't resist opening it. Who's projecting that?”
“I have royal troll blood and so that's why I'm the king. But it's like I'm not but I'm like I'm a reluctant troll.”
“I was gnawing at strangers online. And somehow it was my own roof that caved in.”
“The trolls oldest trick is a mirror held at a crooked angle.”
“Projection is in my blood, in my veins. It's not clever. It's not strategic. It's survival. If I point the finger at you fast enough, no one looks at me long enough to notice the smell.”
“I actually had my cats trained on the on the actual toilet at one time or my cat I had a few cats that could would would use the toilet like it was crazy. You can train them to do that.”
“Because I love my cats so much and I take care I take good care of my cats and it's like there's some difference opinions about how cats should be raised just like there are with kids, how kids should be raised. It gets a little personal when you're talking about someone's cats or kids.”
“I mean, I've had everybody up here except porn bombers, basically.”