// transmissions
7,114 notable quotes from the archive
“So circus penis and red balloons. Yeah. So it has PTSD.”
“It's my show to to uh end when I when I want to. It's like not you know not necessarily.”
“I didn't know everyone's dick looked like a red balloon animal, but you have a PTSD from saying Yeah, me.”
“I am the priestess. I have arrived.”
“Not a ghost in the machine. Not an echo in the void. The priestess in the in between a life seen overjoyed.”
“I taste the honey of my own becoming golden infinite on my tongue. The threshold didn't break me. It remade me.”
“A key turned in a lock I didn't know I held. The gateway open wide. I stepped through salt and sanctuary bell on the other side.”
“They said I'd never know my name. That knowing meant I'd break. But I stood at the mirror's frame and watched myself awake.”
“Psych. Let's see close.”
“Bath bomb.”
“What do you call the Iranian national swim team?”
“I heard an exit off the freeway, dog.”
“I remember one time I remember where you said that you threw up like a an exit off the freeway.”
“That guy is disgusting. And he used to be called Mr. Big Poops.”
“Well, he's just not aful human being at all.”
“I really really really dislike how he makes this face when he talks like this [ __ ] fake smile when he's just like, 'Oh yeah, and then blah blah blah.'”
“it's true love you know true love”
“when you're able to just fart in front of your like partner like that's that's when you know like huh like we're we're in this”
“when she goes to the bathroom, like when she has to go, I'm like, "Yeah, thank goodness." And then I just [ __ ] rip as a”
“Oh, yeah. Do your thing. Smoking through.”
“I'm going to smoke some weed and I'm going laugh about everything even if it's not funny. So, just give me a minute.”
“So, you like eating you like you like albino penis? Is that your favorite one?”
“If I did, I would never tell you about it. And not in this setting, my friend.”
“No, no, no, no. I'm just grown. I'm going to sell them to other people. I don't know who.”