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7,114 notable quotes from the archive
“Okay, Alex. So, let's let's get into it a little bit.”
“imagine coming up on accident like that and showing your push like changing your nasty underwear on live. That is hilarious, bro.”
“She's [ __ ] not Persian. She's Armenian and she [ __ ] got her [ __ ] from [ __ ] Ray J with the sex video tape.”
“How the [ __ ] are you Persian related to Kim Kardashian and you have no ass?”
“The way I make people rap is I [ __ ] make people [ __ ] go cataract. I make them [ __ ] want to [ __ ] get interventention.”
“Yo, I know you married. I know you married for summer. You are hot.”
“You said you from the hood. So white.”
“You sound like a unseasoned piece of chicken when you said that.”
“Sam Man is cheap as hell. He don't [ __ ]”
“You know who would be the top three donators? It would be [ __ ] uh Sandman number one, [ __ ] uh Barry the Turtle and then [ __ ] Eldo.”
“For only $4.99 a minute, if you call this number, I totally [ __ ]”
“"They went to the farm, right? So the moo v's"”
“"Where did the cow go to get entertained, Mason? You know where a cow cow goes to get entertained?"”
“"I never made a joke is what you're saying. Got what he's saying."”
“I like when he opened up his face and then he stuck his eyeballs out on the on his tongue and That's me. That's how gorgeous I look.”
“Do you remember on Beetlejuice when the um the two people were up in the um attic and they had to fix their faces to scare the the people?”
“10 of Pentacles. This is a card of uh abundance. Financial abundance.”
“Especially in Los Angeles, people are kind of superficial out here.”
“I'm a lover of love, but money is not bad, right? close second, right?”
“Not love as a wound, not love as a chain, but love as a kingdom that blesses the flame.”
“His arrows were petals. Her gaze was a seal. No spectacle needed. No bargain, no deal.”
“That longing is sacred when guided by grace. And love is a throne, not a chase, not a race.”
“Not to conquer a heart, not to take what is weak, but to wake what is true. When the soul dares to speak”
“When gender dissolves, I speak her name.”